Free Campaign Advice

Is your campaign faltering at an alarming rate?

Media won't pay attention to you unless you make a serious gaffe?

Does the whole country realize that you are just more of the same while they all demand change?

Well we have a fool proof plan for you!


Simply do as all Republicans before you, and CHEAT!

Are they killing you with a campaign of Change and Hope?

COPY THEM! It's that simple. You already think the American public is that stupid so why not go for it? Remember when you were a Maverick? Neither do they! So bring it back and say that you are going to change washington!! It worked for the Last Republican nominee right (how did that end up anyway? Oh yeah. Note: Don't bring up how that went for us last time).



John McCain has poor Judgment.

It is evidently clear in his new campaign strategy to claim (and lie) that he and Gov. Palin are the true agents of change. It's insulting to the American Public who actually pay attention to their records and policies (or for Palin's case, lack-there-of).

McCain needed to do something drastic and dramatic to save his campaign, and he did so by selecting one of the most dangerous VP candidates of all time. After running his whole campaign on the whole experience needed platform, does it make sense that he would pick someone as inexperienced as her?? NO! It was merely a political ploy. Yes, she is likable. She's ambitious, successful, and looks exactly like Peggy Hill. However, that does not mean she is anything new, or better for our country. She is more of the same, and even more radically set to the right.
I can not wait for this political pander to backfire on him as soon as the public stops focusing on her "hockey mom" image, and start to see her dangerous policies and inadequate ability to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency.


No more of the same!